If two wrongs dont make aright, try three
There are only three things woman need in life: food, water, and compliments
A man doesnt know what he knows until he knows what he doesnt know
Im sorry, if you were right, Id agree with you
Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists
Never have more children more than you have car windows
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always
?If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question
Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman withuot also falling into her hands
Jerry Lewis