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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. But a best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun!”  

   

 Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another,”What! You too? I thought I was the only one” 

  An good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body

 You can’t be best friends without insulting each other constantly

A true friend stabs you in the front

There are two kinds of friends in the world: the ones who help you up when you’ve passed out in a bar and call a cab and the ones that take ‘funny’ pictures of you

!Best Friends don’t let you do stupid things . . . alone 

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked